Elections Cause Weight Problems!?

Leafed through the Evansville Courier & Press Sunday and started to notice some news behind the news.  Elections cause weight problems!  Says so right there in Section A — the heavy news.
Check out these ads:

Page 3A
“Re-Elect Stephen Melcher, County Commissioner”
“Re-Elect Ed Bessemer, County Council”
“Votes Are In. . . It’s Official@  Metabolic Research Center voted Readers’ Choice Gold Winner for Best Weight Loss!”

Wait, there’s more.
Page 6A
“Mike Goebel for County Council At-Large.”
“Vote Alvin Holder for Warrick County School Board!”
“Ryan Hatfield for State Representative.”
“Cellulite Fat Blast Wrap! Only $129.00 by Head To Toe Salon and Spa"

Page 10A
“Dan Ashley for Warrick County Recorder.”
"Cheryl Musgrave, Commissioner.”
“Lockyaer for Coroner.”“Re-Elect Angela Koehler Lindsey, County Council”
“Non-Surgical Fat Removal offered by Medical Cosmetic Center.”

Hmmm.  Fat Removal!  Blast cellulite fat from bust, midriff and back fat!  Overweight?  Not anymore! 

So, the good news?  Unhappy with our current government officials and your body?  Fortunately, there seems to be plenty of solutions.  Says so right there in there in the paper. 

Carpe Diem Life,
David Kuhn

CarpeDiem-Life.com